Skip to main content

True Tales From Parks and Recreation - Hide the Port-a-Potties!


Note: I used to work for a park slowly in continued development in Manhattan that is five miles along the waterfront of the Hudson River. As a Public Programs Coordinator, yours truly handled anything public related in regards to permitting (athletic facilities, film shoots, photo shoots, weddings, and other small gatherings), and of course, dealing with any questions or inquiries from the public. The following series will present stories, e-mails, phone calls, conversations, interactions, and sights I've seen from the people of New York City in regards to a public park. And yes, these are all real! And are all true!

Welcome to another little snippet of Parks and Recreation.

The following Tale is an e-mail I received from an anonymous person who had a problem with the alternative options we provided, and some other aesthetics throughout the park. This person definitely did care for the practical reasoning behind each situation, wanted to make sure the park knew of his displeasure. 

"Don't you think that port-a-potties are a bit redundant when there's a bathroom station only 12 feet away?  I know that the bathroom's are currently closed, but maybe you should put the port-a-potties in a location where no one can see them.  It's an eyesore and they smell!  Certainly a blight on an otherwise beautiful parkscape.  
Also, I noticed that at both the West 11th Street and --- Street entrances to the park, the planting median that separates north and south bound traffic on West Street is overgrown with weeds!  I see that the location is currently under construction, but what gives?  Because the area is being renovated is no excuse for not maintaining the plants. I bet a nice plant bed would make the workers get this project done quicker! I'm sure they'd appreciate them, instead of the influx of port-a-potties you placed there."

So yeah, this lady felt port-a-potties that are out of sight are helpful, and of course, detrimental to the work ethic of construction workers. All they ever wanted were pretty flowers. Who knew? 

Recent Favorites

Quick Ponder: Free and Guarded

Stay free. But keep the gate to  your peace, guarded.

WWE Wrestlemania XL Review: "I absolutely loved this Wrestlemania"

It's easy to get caught up and become a prisoner of the moment. Especially in today's world where the latest moment is ostracized, super-analyzed, and hyperbolized - it's very much the clickbait, social media, microwave society we live in.  Yet, even after acknowledging that (as well as my Tribal Chief, of course), I still come to this feeling that Wrestlemania XL is one of the best Wrestlemania's, ever.  Yes, ever!  I don't need Triple H's metrics and benchmarks to influence me. No, no, no! In terms of hype, storylines, payoffs, match quality, and just overall fun - this entire weekend was amazing.  I'm slightly skewed in my preference as well. This was my son's first Wrestlemania as a pro wrestling fan. Having him at my side cheering on his favorites, getting caught up in the drama, and even crying at the end of the night because his Tribal Chief lost to "that no good Cody" added to the overall appreciation of the event.  So yeah, I have some

NXT Stand and Deliver 2024 Review: 'For super casual NXT fans like me - no complaints here'

It's become officially a tradition that NXT Stand and Deliver makes Wrestlemania weekend feel like the ultimate wrestling weekend - as if it isn't already. There is just something about a major show being held midday on a Saturday, among the hype for the already dual night of Wrestlemania - that just emanates and screams - wrestling fans, don't go anywhere all weekend.   Nonetheless, NXT Stand and Deliver 2024 for this super causal NXT viewer was entertaining. I was well aware (and followed) the story of Trick Williams and Carmelo Hayes (more on that in a bit) more so than the other happenings, but that didn't matter. The show offered many reasons to check out Shawn Michaels' project on Tuesday nights.  With that said, here are some quick thoughts on NXT Stand and Deliver 2024:  - Baron Corbin is amazing on the NXT brand. For many reasons, he just never clicked for me on the major brands - and that very likely might not even be his fault. I didn't think Axiom an