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Would You Rather Questions: 241-250


241. Would you rather spend the weekend with pirates or ninjas?

If we're talking about the Pittsburgh Pirates, then that would be cool to hang around Paul Skenes. If it's the ship-stealing dudes, then I'll roll with the ninjas. Up my stealth-mode game. 

242. Would you rather end every phone call with "I Love You" or accidentally call your partner the wrong name during a fight?

That latter option....ummm, what? That's death. 

I'll say "I Love You". Not. A. Problem.

243. Would you rather win the lottery but have to spend it all in a day or triple your current salary forever?

Triple my salary. I'm not sure I can spend an entire lottery winning in a day. I honestly barely shop for myself like that...

244. Would you rather give up cursing forever or give up ice cream for 12 years? 

Oddly enough, neither of these options is me. I eat ice cream like three times a year (maybe?), and I rarely, if ever, curse (out loud). To myself, it is another story. 

I'll choose ice cream and seek out some gelato. Is that cheating? 

245. Would you rather hear a comforting lie or an uncomfortable truth?

Uncomfortable truth. Always have been that guy. 

Comfortable lies don't do much for me. 

246. Would you rather have someone see all the photos in your phone or read all your text messages?

Either is fine. They'll either see random photos I take that interest me (see: Pondering Pictures) or photos of my kids. My text messages are mostly memes, sports, and wrestling talk with friends, or randomness with my wife. 

For the sake of the question, I'll go pictures with this selection. 

247. Would you rather have fortune or fame?

No need for fame. I'll take the riches. I'm the guy who wants to be anonymous if I win the lottery.

248. Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie ever again? 

I love movies. I don't love social media as much. I've learned over the past few months from a personal hiatus that I don't really enjoy it as much as it was addictive. 

249. Would you rather drink sour milk or brush your teeth with soap?

This is a weird one. I guess....brush my teeth with soap? Drinking sour milk sounds like it'll be a problem for more than a few minutes. 

250. Would you rather visit the International Space Station for a week or spend a week in a hotel at the bottom of the ocean?

Nah uh. Not the ocean. No way. Nope. Nada. 

That shit sounds scary. 

Shoot me to space. 
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