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Would You Rather Questions: 231-240


231. Would you rather have to wear sweatpants everywhere for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?

Wear sweatpants everywhere, every day. The summers would be an issue, but I'm not sure about the downside of comfort here. If I lived in the Caribbean or somewhere with a warm climate, I would choose a pair of shorts. Sweatpants and shorts - easily, top-tier clothing. 

232. Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

Knife. It's the ultimate tool. I guess I'll just use my hands for the scooping. What does 10,000 spoons do for me if I need to cut something?!

233. Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?

Detect every lie. I believe humans have a great BS meter, but confirming lies would be tremendous. 

234. Would you rather be the funniest person in a room or the smartest person in a room?

Intelligent people with a sense of humor - doesn't have to be the funniest in the room - is the greatest comedy of them all. 

235. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

Breathe like Darth Vader. I can be super intimidating without talking. Talking like Yoda is just...embarrassing. 

236. Would you rather people knew all the details of your finances or all the details of your love life?

Finances. 

It's strange what people gossip about. And this question makes me realize most of them are centered on these two topics.

237. Would you rather listen to your least-favorite song on a loop for a year or never listen to any music at all for a year?

I can take the year off from music. Bad music is a deep, deep pet peeve of mine.

238. Would you rather go vegan for a month or only eat meat and dairy for a month?

I can go Vegan. Meat and dairy only, sounds unhealthy, and a sure way to have some serious health issues.

239. Would you rather clean up someone else’s vomit or someone else’s blood?

Eh, I'm a parent and someone who has worked in Athletics for a long time. I'm pretty sure I've done both. If you can get past the smell, vomit can be easier. 

240. Would you rather work for Michael Scott or Mr. Burns?

Both are super weird. I love both shows. Michael Scott at least cares about his employees. I'll work for Michael...

I'll sit next to Stanley.


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